Gay or Not Gay

A guy doing back flips into his pool while making his dogs watch---
SPLIT VOTE - it's really gay watching your neighbor do this, too, though.

Opening your passenger-side door for your buddy by going around instead of reaching over---
GAY

Sitting in the FOX BOX and saying, "I love you" twice to your fiance who is obviously watching at home---
GAY - so is having an engagement party with your buddies

Bringing homemade cookies to a beer pong outing in a neatly packed container---
REALLY GAY

Posted by Tom at 01:38 PM | Permalink

Two guys both taking turns blowing up a alligator float---
GAY

Man and woman joggin while holding hands---
GAY - walking with hands, kind of gay, this...ultimate gay

For a man to wear a tight short-sleeve T-shirt---
SPLIT VOTE.

Watching college softball over baseball---
NOT GAY.

Two guys laying in their lawnchairs together drinking beer---
GAY - cue "Raining Men"

Posted by Tom at 12:11 PM | Permalink

two guys dying eachother's hair matching colors or laying out by the pool to get a tan, which is more gay?---
Dying hair with your buddy to match colors is extremely GAY.

Watch porno with volume down, but The Ticket volume up, "getting into it"---
EXTREMELY GAY...

Donovan has a friend whose grandfather passed away, so he calls him and tells him that if he wants to hang out, he's here for him, but they aren't really that close---
NOT GAY - but kind of weird...

Stopping down to watch Women's College Softball---
NOT GAY - sometimes you can find some sports hots

Asking your roommate to help make your bed---
SPLIT VOTE - if you're having a girl over or something, you can help your buddy out, but who makes their bed?

Posted by Tom at 11:56 AM | Permalink

Doing a little bit and wanting other people to notice. (Ex: Like Dan wearing Jeans, and wanting Bob and Donovan to notice).---
GAY - completely

Danny wanting a dude to examine his prostate---
NOT GAY - you don't want a chick diggin' around down there.

Posted by Tom at 01:06 PM | Permalink

Proposing to your girlfriend as Spider-Man, offering an upside-down kiss at the UNT Rec center, and videotaping it---
GAY - no question.

Write your name down as Iron Eagle at the waiting room in the doctor's office---
GAY- and weird

Having your buddies picture in your tux jacket because he couldn't make it to the wedding---
GAY.

Making a compilation CD called Positive Vibrations with Skynyrd and Tupac on it, all of the songs are positive songs---
Really Gay

A bunch of dudes in a room watching AMERICAN IDOL---
GAY - extremely

pinning dollar bills on people for their birthdays, ---
GAY

A co-worker five feet away from you, and he IM's you, "Let's get some coffee"---
GAY - too close for IM

Posted by Tom at 12:51 PM | Permalink