Gay or Not Gay

Sharing chicken fingers with your buddy at a Stars game and using his ranch cup to dip your chicken in it---
GAY - no further comment.

Continuing to drink out of another guy's beer mug even after you find out---
GAY - no drunk exemption

The tequila ritual---
GAY - drink whiskey or no ritual...

Pregnancy pools for dudes---
GAY- nothing gayer.

Bathroom game: throwing balls of toilet papers over adjacent stalls in a hope to land it between your other buddies legs for a point while you're doing that dirtiest of things---
GAY- no question.

Two dudes sharing popcorn at The Ticket Great Game---
GAY - buy the extra popcorn

Posted by Tom at 01:30 PM | Permalink

Wanting to watch a game with your buddies and announcing it aloud---
NOT GAY - Sports exemption

Is it gay to use the abbreviation LOL---
SPLIT VOTE - sometimes you need to let someone know that you're being sarcastic, but it is kind of gay.

Wanting to get your Mustang in baby blue, but not doing it---
GAY - even thinking it is gay.

Playoff beards for hockey fans---
GAY- and it doesn't even work

Offering a stranger in the elevator a lint roller---
GAY- you could get away with it if you knew the guy...maybe

Calling the restroom "tinkle town"---
SPLIT VOTE - Donovan says not gay, Bob and Dan say gay.

Letting your friend know that you like his build---
GAY - Completely gay...

Telling your life story to your barber/hairdresser---
GAY - and its awkward

Posted by Tom at 12:14 PM | Permalink

During Gay not Gay, a listener demanded his entire office listen to the segment in anticipation of hearing his letter being read by Bob and Dan, only to be disappointed ---
GAY, and ironic

Owning a frisbee golf bag---
NOT GAY - Dan needs to play it himself before he can declare

Sports-crying over athletic achievements that aren't yours---
NOT GAY - Sports crying is not gay at all...especially if you know the person or are related in some way.

Watching mexican TV, and getting hooked---
NOT GAY

grown men wearing full baseball uniforms to Cooperstown at the Baseball Hall of Fame---
NOT GAY

Grown dudes collecting Star Wars action figures---
NOT GAY- but a Star Wars room is really gay

Posted by Tom at 12:38 PM | Permalink